rumpy-pumpy

But when you can't afford to move out from your parents' house, no wonder there's a rumpy-pumpy slumpy.

An even 50% said they'd prioritise cooking a healthy meal over a bit of rumpy-pumpy while only 34% said they'd choose sex.

But after bingeing on the latest hit series they're too tired for rumpy-pumpy.

Or rumpy-pumpy as the late great Lord (Denis) Healey would have preferred to put it?

"I remember a definite upsurge in rumpy-pumpy when cash was scarce.

This certainly isn't as, amid the bloodshed and evil deeds, there's slapstick, amusing dialogue and a large helping of rumpy-pumpy (did the musketeers call it that?

BIGGEST FLOP Sex Box An "honest and open look at sex within a loving relationship" said Channel Four, who promised real-life couples having actual rumpy-pumpy right there in the studio.

In the French version of such a scenario, one wouldn't be surprised by the ensuing sexual antics, but all that rumpy-pumpy seems rather inappropriate in the remake's upper-crust East Coast milieu.

"The odd whisky, plenty of rumpy-pumpy when I was young" Lord Healey, 94, the former Labour Chancellor, on his recipe for a long life.

I'd very much rather be his friend because friendship lasts longer" Amanda Holden, pictured, on Simon Cowell "The odd whisky, plenty of rumpy-pumpy when I was young" Lord Healey, 94, the his recipe for a long life "My reaction to last week's local election results is straightforward: I get the message, loud and clear" Prime Minister David Cameron "My mission is to give to Europeans the dream of growth.

Apparently, even if the G-spot does exist, the chances of your partner finding it during rumpy-pumpy are quite unlikely, which implies that there's a lot of ladies out there faking it.